Objective
To go across the country stealing body parts to become the manliest-man.
Characters (names can be changed)
– Bob: The main character who has the appearance of a child rather than a man. He wants to be a real man, so people in his village will respect him more.
– Wizard: Bob’s guide and mentor throughout the game
– Grunt: The man of the village that everyone looks up to, and the one who makes Bob’s life as hard as possible.
– Samantha: The apple of Bob’s eye, but she doesn’t acknowledge that he exists and only spends her time with Grunt.
– Parents: Disowned Bob and are ashamed that he is their kid.
Story
Born in a village where boys are born with a beard and already covered in hair, Bob came out hairless and very feminine looking. If not for a certain body part, everyone in the village would have sworn that he was a girl. Even his father tried to cut it off when no one was looking, because it would have been better to have a girl than a girly man. Growing up he was disowned by his parents and laughed at by everyone in the village. His mockery traveled across the countryside and people would come from all over to laugh and make fun of Bob. Bob tried so hard to be a manly man, but for everything he tried someone else did it 100 times better than he did. Fed up with being himself, Bob made the choice to leave the village and find somewhere no one else has been.
During his journey he discovers that being a weak man makes traveling much harder. After half a day of travel he passes out and cracks his head open on a rotted piece of wood. When he awakes he is greeted by an older man who has taken pity on the traveler and patched up his wounds.
Cut-scene
• Wizard: *In a deep soothing manly voice* Ah…you’re awake. How are you feeling?
• Bob: *In a high pitch, nasally, nails on a chalk board voice* Ohhh…my head hurts and I feel a little weak but I’m good.
• Wizard: Dear God, boy! Is that how you actually sound or did your neck get trampled?
• Bob: No, this is how I normally sound.
• Wizard: Ugh…Well try not to talk so much.
• Bob: OK
• Wizard: I said don’t talk. *Bob starts to open his mouth to say something* Shush, even the sound of your mouth opening hurts my ears.
• Bob: *heavy sigh*
• Wizard: It’s looks as though you were in some sort of fight, but I didn’t see anyone else. Was it a creature of the forest that got to you?
• Bob: No nothing like that, I got dizzy and blacked out. I have no idea what happened to me after that. I must have hit my head on something hard.
• Wizard: I found you lying on a piece of rotten wood.
• Bob: *sigh* Figures. I don’t think I could be anymore pathetic.
• Wizard: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.
• Bob: Huh?
• Wizard: Nothing. Perhaps I can help you?
• Bob: How?
• Wizard: Before I make any promises let me run an experiment on you.
• Bob: Experiment?
• Wizard: Yes, yes don’t worry it won’t hurt. I am going to age your face one week to see your ruggedness level.
• * A blue haze covers Bob’s head, when the haze clears nothing has changed except one hair has grown on Bob’s chin.*
• Wizard: Umm…let’s try again, maybe a month this time.
• *Same haze only thing different is the one hair is longer*
• Wizard: AGAIN!!!
• *Same haze and this time Bob has aged 60 years and the one hair on his chin is now creeping along the ground. Bob himself looks awful no hair, one crooked yellow rotted tooth in the middle of his smile, huge nose and ears both with a forest growing out of them , liver-spots, wrinkles, and eyebrows so bushy it would be a miracle he could see anything.*
• Wizard: Ahhhh…*covers eyes* what has been seen cannot be unseen. I am going to have nightmares for weeks. *returns Bob to normal* Here. This power I am going to give you will allow you to switch your less-manly body parts for others’ more-manly body parts.
• Bob: How does it work?
• Wizard: Just point it at the person who has something you want, say it and it becomes yours.
• *Bob quickly points it at the wizard*
• Wizard: Not me…I’m the one…
• Bob: VOICE!
• Wizard: *now in Bob’s voice* who is helping you. NO! You…how could you have done this to me?
• Bob: *In his new manly voice* There is no time to explain I must continue my quest. *With that he quickly runs out the door and into the forest.*
• Wizard: Come back with my voice! *pause* From this day on I shall never speak again.
– End Scene
Changeable Body Parts
– Hands
– Arms
– Upper Torso and Upper Back
– Abs and Lower Back
– Butt and Crotch
– Legs
– Feet
– Head including eyes, nose, ears
– Jaw, including mouth
– Beard and Hair
– Voice